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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.
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How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?

Cats keep covering them over with sand.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

A: Won't happen -- there are some things even a pig won't do.
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To funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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