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flat tire

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Yesterday, I had a flat tire so I eased my Jeep over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out and started taking off the spare.

I opened the back and took out 2 cardboard women, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike women which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a police officer pulled up behind me; He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

What's going on here?

My Jeep has a flat tire, I said calmly.

Well, he asked, what are those obscene cardboard women doing there by the road?

I couldn't believe that he didn't know - so I told him, Hellooo! Those are my emergency flashers!

No ticket for me.
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