Pepsi & Pfizer Merger

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whemme
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Pepsi & Pfizer Merger

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Subject: Pfizer and Pepsi Merger

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself at stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day...

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Bill Hemme - Spencer, Iowa
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Re: Pepsi & Pfizer Merger

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Yes.... my,, how things have changed.
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