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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ’Happy Birthday.’

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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