Little Dog/s Funeral

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Little Dog/s Funeral

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This older gentleman had a little dog that he really loved. He may have loved it even more than his wife. Anyway, the little dog was up in age and eventually died. The gentleman went to his priest and asked if there was anyway that he could conduct a funeral for his beloved little dog. The priest said that the Catholic church does not conduct funerals for animals. The man then asked the priest if he knew of any other church in town that might conduct such a funeral. The priest said that he may want to try the Baptist church down the street a couple of blocks away. OK the man said, I will give that a try and maybe they will accept my $5,000 funeral donation. Oh, hold the phone the priest said, I did not realize your dog was also Catholic.
Bill Hemme - Spencer, Iowa
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