Separated at birth

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Dallas Baillio
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Separated at birth

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Mary Winchester, a custodian where I worked, had an abusive husband. He announced one day that he was leaving her and promptly drove off into the sunset. A week later she learned she was pregnant with twins. She had two boys ages 4 and 6 already and knew she could not afford or properly care for a set of twins. After talking it over with her sister, Ann Black, she placed them for adoption with an international agency. One was adopted by a Mexican couple and named Juan. The other was placed with a Saudi Arabian couple and named Amahl. Years passed and Mary could not quite get over giving up her twins for adoption. Her sister Ann saw how distressed Mary was and offered to come up with airfare for Mary to visit her son in Mexico, but she did not have the resources to also provide airfare halfway around the globe to Saudi Arabia. Mary appreciated her sister's offer but still wanted to see here son in Saudi Arabia. Finally, in desperation to convince Mary to travel to Mexico her sister said "Well, if you've seen Juan you've seen Amahl."

Note: I am not finding these on the Internet, I am dredging them up from my memory of useless knowledge.
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You are BAD, Dallas. Keep it up!
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again..... :roll:
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