Cows

[randallrae]

What do you call a cow with no legs ? Ground beef!

[rhyde]

Where do you get dragon milk?
.....From a short legged cow.

Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
.....She was udderly destroyed.

[randallrae]

What do you call a cow that just had a baby ? decaffeinated !

[shilohdad]

Did you hear about the two trucks carrying dairy cattle that collided? Udder chaos!

Posted by Joe. Lucinda would probably groan.