What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.
What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
In 1853, the Tate Watch Company of Connecticut decided to branch out and produce other products. Compasses for the pioneers traveling west were their first new endeavor. Although they produced fine and accurate watches, the same was not true of their compasses. Travelers would sometimes end up in Canada or Mexico. Thus came about the phrase, "He who has a Tate's is lost."
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