Mule's Revenge
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:57 am
An old time farmer was having a hard time putting up with his wife's constant bitching and complaining. All day long she just kept up her bitching and complaining. One day when the farmer was out in the field plowing with his trusty mule, his wife brought him lunch. Just as soon as he started eating his wife started in again with her bitching and complaining. Bitch! Complain! Bitch! Complain! It never stopped. Suddenly the mule reared up and kicked the wife in the back of her head with both rear hoofs killing her on the spot. Her funeral was well attended and the pastor noted all the many well wishers greeting the husband after the service. The pastor being interested in what some of the comments were asked the husband to remark about some of them. He said that the women generally commented on how good she looked and what a pretty dress she worn. The men all asked if there was any possibility that the mule might be for sale.