From Steven Wright
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:04 pm
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ’Happy Birthday.’
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ’Happy Birthday.’
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
What's another word for Thesaurus?